Sienna Miller got hammered at the Oscar parties, ate all of the cucumber garnish

Ive read most of the tabloids this week, and the Oscars gossip has been pretty dull. Miranda Kerr bitched about the porto-potty situation and Chelsea Handler cut in front of a line. Taylor Swift cuddled up to Jamie King at the VF party and Khloe Kardashian was in a terrible mood at the Elton John

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I’ve read most of the tabloids this week, and the Oscars gossip has been pretty dull. Miranda Kerr bitched about the porto-potty situation and Chelsea Handler cut in front of a line. Taylor Swift cuddled up to Jamie King at the VF party and Khloe Kardashian was in a terrible mood at the Elton John party. Jennifer Lawrence was carrying a Slim Jim and a protein bar in her clutch because of course she was. And that’s about it. Except that on Monday, when I was covering the party photos, I mentioned that the Sienna Miller photos were making me laugh because Sienna had that old-school look in her eye – part boredom, part liquor, part famewhore. It just seemed like she regretted partying with her boyfriend Tom Sturridge and she wished she could be a single girl, mixing it up with all the men. Star Magazine says she was pretty hammered all weekend too:

Sienna Miller did not take it slow on Oscars weekend. First, Star spotted a drunken Sienna devouring a stack of cucumber slices (they were supposed to be the garnish!) at the bar of the Weinstein party. The next night, Sienna clumsily cozied up to boyfriend Tom Sturridge at the Vanity Fair Oscars bash.

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Bless her. Sienna always saves the party from being boring. You can always count on Sienna to, at the very least, get sh-tfaced and eat all of the cucumber garnish. Slow-clap.

Here are some photos of Sienna yesterday in Brentwood, going to the Country Mart on Thursday. You know who else goes there? Jennifer Garner. I’ve often thought that Sienna was trying to do the whole Organic Mother thing when she had baby Marlowe, but I don’t believe it stuck. The Old Sienna keeps coming back to get drunk at Oscar parties and gobble all the cucumbers. It’s who you are, Sienna! Embrace it!

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN.

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