Lindsay Lohan shows off her bruises & her breasts in St. Barth

Call me crazy, but for me, one of the saddest things about Lindsays neverending downward spiral is that no one tells her she looks like death warmed over, and that Lindsay struts around thinking she looks amazing. From the whatever shes getting done to her face, to her orange, sun-damaged, bruised, battered and burned body,

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Call me crazy, but for me, one of the saddest things about Lindsay’s neverending downward spiral is that no one tells her she looks like death warmed over, and that Lindsay struts around thinking she looks amazing. From the whatever she’s getting done to her face, to her orange, sun-damaged, bruised, battered and burned body, she looks rough, and she has looked rough for awhile. I find it sad because she used to be such a pretty little thing – and now she’s done so much to herself that even on her best day, she just looks like a 40-something plucked and Botoxed Hollywood escort.

Anyway, there’s not really any story here except that Lindsay is still partying in St. Barth, and she’s posing daily in swimsuits that extenuate her sketchiness. Fame Pictures notes that as Lindsay shows off her assets to the paparazzi, photographers are getting pictures of her bruised legs. They ask where the bruises come from, but that kind of seems like the least of Lindsay’s worries.

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In addition to posing in her bathing suit (the same one two consecutive days… did she forget to bring enough costume changes?), Lindsay’s been crack-tweeting of course. Thankfully, no more “GO HARD” messages to Cash Warren. But she did let her fans and hecklers in on her New Year’s resolution: “To answer everybody’s question…My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down.” I think “tear me down” means “try to force Lindsay into rehab or jail.” She also tweeted: “2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? J”. Yes, she spelling “habits” with two Bs, like rabbits or Hobbits. For f-ck’s sake.

Lastly, she also sent out this sketchy photo of herself and two “friends” with the note “Theme party in St Barths on the boat J”. Um… it doesn’t look like a party, it looks like Lindsay and two other girls are dressed up like harem girls. I’m just putting this question out there… is Lindsay a prostitute now? I mean literally, a hooker. There’s always the question of how she finances her exploits, and I’m beginning to wonder if she’s in St. Barth as some kind of paid companion to someone with horrible taste in hookers.

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Lindsay Lohan in St. Barth on January 1st and 2nd, 2010. Credit: Fame. Additional photo of Lindsay as a harem girl, via her Twitter.

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